You still have a few days left to ensure you’re not disappointing anyone and letting the team down by picking up - dare I say it - a Christmas jumper… also known as an “ugly jumper.”
If there is any time of the year where it is acceptable to wear a jumper in an “ironic” fashion, then Christmas would be one of them - but we’ve got you covered if you really can’t stand baubles and red noses on your torso.
From keeping warm in front of the festive “feuer” in a Rammstein knitted jumper, through to Pink Floyd asking if you wished you were where you’re spending Christmas this year, we’ve scoured EMP to find 13 music themed “ugly” jumpers that can still pass if you end up going to the club later that day.
But don’t leave it too late - you only have a matter of days to make your order. You have been warned - or offered a perfect “get out” excuse.
1. AC/DC
AC/DC’s Christmas jumper inspired by their PWR/UP album is a powerhouse addition to any festive wardrobe. Featuring bold lightning bolts and the unmistakable AC/DC logo, it’s perfect for those about to rock around the Christmas tree. | EMP
2. Black Sabbath
Celebrate the season with doom-laden cheer! Black Sabbath’s Master of Reality jumper reimagines the legendary album's aesthetics with a festive twist. Featuring a dark yet cosy design, it’s the perfect attire for decking the halls... or summoning the riffs of “Sweet Leaf” and “Children of the Grave.” | EMP
3. Electric Callboy
Electric Callboy brings the ultimate party vibes to Christmas with their electrifying holiday jumper! Inspired by the band’s infectious energy and over-the-top visuals, this festive knit is perfect for fans of the German metalcore-meets-dance group. Whether you're blasting tracks from 'Tekkno' or dancing to "We Got the Moves," this jumper guarantees your holiday look will be unforgettable. | EMP
4. Guns N' Roses
Welcome to the Jingle! This Guns N' Roses Christmas jumper brings rock ‘n’ roll swagger to your holiday wardrobe! Featuring a festive twist on the band’s iconic logo and design elements that scream "appetite for celebration," this is a must-have for any GnR fan who wants to spread Yuletide cheer with a side of rebellion. | EMP